1. If they leave stubble in the sink

I have all washed away!

2. If they stare behind other women

I have not watched yet!

3. If they pile up in dirty laundry mountains in the bedroom

I smell nothing!

4. If you can collect empty beer bottles on the balcony and this hardly enter

Out there, but do not interfere!

5. If it ‘still just do to end’ want, even though we have to go

Wait, I just want to sell a player!

6. When they come home drunk and lie with mega-banner beside us

Are you still awake?

7. If you leave the Date fail at a favorite Italian restaurant for football match

The game is really important!

8. When they read the newspaper while we cook and set the table

I’ll help ‘you right!

9. If they are making from each colds flu and snivelling without end

I’m really not good..

10. If you do silly, perhaps even sexist jokes that nobody finds funny

I think it’s funny

11. If you have a mini-sip juice in the bottle or milk carton and this clear back in the fridge

Real was because only so little in there!

12.If they cook for us, but the kitchen afterwards remains a battleground, if we do not clean up

The dishwasher was full!

13. If they are stingy and as each restaurant bill always want to divide by two

So in the end no one feels taken advantage of

14. If they constantly complain about their jobs, but never change something

I find no other job but eh!

15. If they do not check that laundry if you overlap them stacked on the clothes horse

So it fits but much more!